Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions

1. Someone calls u at 2:am in the night and
ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans: no, l'm picking beans.
2. You are washing your boss car and your best friend who knows everything about you sees you and still asked u ''what are you doing?''
Ans: Am watering the car to see if it can grow to Yutong bus.

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY

Because I asked for a lady's hand in marriage, her father gave me this form to fill.
After reading the form, I told my prospective father- in-law that I wanna use the restroom. Immediately I got to the toilet, I just jumped through d window and ran out of the
compound.... IS IT BY FORCE TO MARRY!!??
Okay, pls read the form and tell me what you would have rather done if you were in my nice shoes..... Over to you pls.
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
PLS FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND
WRITING
AND IN BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS.

I ________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter
Miss __________. I am
_____ years old.
SECTION ONE

THIS IS HILARIOUS

THIS IS HILARIOUS ! ------------------------------ A women and her husband went to the hospital to deliver their baby. The doctor told them that there's a new machine that will transfer some of the pain to the husband. They excepted this. The women went into labour and they turned the machine to 10% the husband felt nothing. They turned it up to 20% and he still felt nothing. Next they tried 30% the man still felt nothing ! They turned it up to 50, nothing , 70 nothing ,they decided to turn it all the way up to 100%. The man felt no pain whatsoever. The woman delivered a healthy baby boy with no pain. When they went home the mail man was dead on the porch. ------------------------------ Do you get it !? 

HOW TO BROWSE WITH FREE SOCIAL NETWORK DATA

Are you out of data on your Vodafone network and you are wondering if you can use your free social network data well your solution is here follow the step by step tutorial on how to browse with your free social media data.

How To Browse on PC Without Leaving Any History

 most at time we do things on our PC or on a friends PC and we do not want what have done to be seen or traced so we clear the history of the browser but clearing the history of a browser can make you loose some vital information....That is why i am introducing you to the incognito mode of browsing

Corruption During Weddings

The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over N1500... The worse is they will wrap broom and packer for you as a Gift. So I've decided on my wedding day when my sweetheart and I will be dancing, people won't spray us directly, they will put the money on a tray for all eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive your food as follows: 

Policeman breaks students skull in Ogun

ABEOKUTA-An assistant superintendent of police attached to the Adigbe Police Station in Ogun State, Emmanuel Ogunlesi has inflicted a life-threatening injuries on the head of a 25-year-old student of the Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Peter Taiwo.

BOKO HARAM: Shettima issues 2-wks ultimatum to ‘runaway’ LG staff

MAIDUGURI—Governor Kashim Shettima of Borno State has directed all runaway staff on the payroll of the state government, especially medical workers, to return to their posts.

What part of the world can you find this type of swimming pool

Curious Questions

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?