Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist
"Hello, could you give me condom? I'm
going
to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I
think I
may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and
as
peter was going out he returns and
says,"Give
me another condom because my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She always crosses
her
legs in a provocative manner when she sees
me and I think I might strike a luck there
too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom
and as Peter was leaving again he turns
back
and says "Give me one more condom
because
my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and
when she sees me she always makes eye
contact and since she invited me for dinner
I
think she is expecting me to make a move.
During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend
on d
left, the sister on his right and the mum
facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter
lowers his head and starts the dinner
prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner and
thank
you for all u've given us".
10minutes after, peter was still praying
"Thank you Lord for your kindness. ...."
Ten minutes go by, and peter is still
praying,
keeping his head down, very close to d
table.
They all looked at each other surprised, and
his girlfriend was even more surprised than
others. She gets close to him and
whispered, "I
didn't know u r so religious."Peter with his
head still on d table replies, "I never knew
your dad was a pharmacist!
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