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Tuesday 20 October 2015

Corruption During Weddings

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The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over N1500... The worse is they will wrap broom and packer for you as a Gift. So I've decided on my wedding day when my sweetheart and I will be dancing, people won't spray us directly, they will put the money on a tray for all eyes to see and at that point, you'll receive your food as follows: 

NO MONEY: Pure water and toothpick 

N200: White Rice without meat + pure water.

N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke 

N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + a Malt

 N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken + a Malt 

N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself... No cheating!

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