APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY

Because I asked for a lady's hand in marriage, her father gave me this form to fill.
After reading the form, I told my prospective father- in-law that I wanna use the restroom. Immediately I got to the toilet, I just jumped through d window and ran out of the
compound.... IS IT BY FORCE TO MARRY!!??
Okay, pls read the form and tell me what you would have rather done if you were in my nice shoes..... Over to you pls.
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.
PLS FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND
WRITING
AND IN BLOCK CAPITAL LETTERS.

I ________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter
Miss __________. I am
_____ years old.
SECTION ONE


Please answer the following questions
honestly:
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is
NO, do not
continue. Leave my house and don't
look back. If
all your answers
were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in
marriage.
_____________________________________________
_______________________________
_____________________________________________
_______________________________
_______________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how you can
give respect to
your father in - law and mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_______________________________
_____________________________________________
___________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I
need money
for my hair at
the saloon", what would be your
answer?
_______________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_______________________________
_____________________________________________
____
5. What does the term 'good
husband' mean to
you?
_____________________________________________
_______________
6.Do you have both dad and mum
together? Yes/
No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No.
If YES
(a) for how long?
_______________.
(b) If the time of their marriage is less
than your
age, Explain why.
_____________________________________________
________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME
HOME EARLY"
As used by women
(100 words)
_____________________________________________
_______________________________
_____________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a man
to sleep outside
his house.
_____________________________________________
_______________________________
________________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you
think is the
owner of the kids
between father and mother?
_______________________________
SECTION TWO
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short tempered? Yes/No
SECTION THREE
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY
IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
____________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
___________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________
4. When can I interview your Church
Pastor?
_________________________
Please stick your passport size photo
below
which will be put in
the newspaper to check if you have
other
girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be process in a
year
time.You will be
acknowledge only if you emerge the
best.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter! If you
do, you will be
disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to
ask you more
questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
___________________________
Home:
_______________________
Facebook:
_____________________
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